WRKACTJOB:Active jobs listed.
DSPJOBLOG:Job log displayed.
RUNXYZ:Job XYZ executed.
ENDJOB:Internet ended.
DSPUSRPRF:User profile displayed.
DIR:Drive C isn't responding. Error loading drive C.
VER:Net Terminal version 1.0.0.0.0.01.0.1.0.0.0.0
WIN:Windows is not installed on system.
LH:Nothing to show
TIME: You mean, I'm supposed to keep track of time? Good luck!
Get-ChildItem: No children found.
Copy-Item:I won't copy that for you.
Remove-Item:2000.4540 GB data removed. Trash is empty-
Move-Item:Click on Move to complete, then click OK.
New-Item:New item created.
Clear-Host:type CLS or CLEAR or EXIT.
get-all:Command Not Found; Did you try turning it off and on again?
ls: List files and directories.
cp: Copy files and directories.
rm: Remove files and directories.
mv: Move or rename files and directories.
mkdir: Create a new directory.
rmdir: Remove an empty directory.
clear: Clear the terminal screen.
fortune: "Here's a fortune cookie for you: 'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.'"
cowsay: "Moo! I'm just a command, what do I know?"
DIR: List files and directories.
COPY: Copy files from one location to another.
DEL: Delete files.
REN: Rename files.
MD: Make a directory.
RD: Remove a directory.
DIR /S /W:I tried to search everywhere, but I couldn't find my motivation.
FUCK:I'm not a magic 8-ball. Ask me more responsibly!
ASSHOLE:This command is so last season.
BOOT:The system has encountered a problem. Please try rebooting your life.
MAC:NO!